There are products that cannot be surpassed in absurdity, but are still offered by Amazon – and bought by real customers. In our search for the craziest offers, we found a multitude of strange things that we don’t want to withhold from you. Warning, this is where it gets weird!
No matter what you’re looking for, nine times out of ten you’ll probably find it on Amazon. Millions of different items for everyday needs can be found on the website. However, if you take a closer look, you will also find curiosities in the online shop that don’t seem to make any sense at first glance. There are quirky and funny, unusual and downright stupid products that have secured a place in the Amazon cosmos. And why? Because there are people who actually buy these things. But even if you don’t, it’s great fun just reading through the reviews on your own.
1. Fish Flops
You might think these plastic fish are fishing bait or a dog teething toy, but no, they are – or more precisely “Fish Flops” for men and women. The bare feet are pushed through the open mouths so that the big toe appears at the front like an artificial tongue. Here the word “slippers” has been completely reinterpreted.
2. Sausage drum
We can only speculate why this manufacturer thinks three and a half meters of sausage on one to have to pull. Admittedly, the 240 grams Krakow-style sounds more than you would like to believe – but we still didn’t understand the meaning behind it. If you can’t resist the temptation to satisfy your meat cravings with this sausage drum, go for it!
3. Cat butt coloring book
Yes, you read that right: In this one for adults, it’s all about the cat’s butt. We have to admit at this point that we were briefly tempted to order the product – only to find out what the appeal of this coloring book is. But then we caught up again.
4. Chicken Soup Spray
There seem to be people who love the smell of freshly made chicken soup so much that they even have a would buy – which was modeled after their favorite food. So if you enter a musty apartment and think: man, the smell of chicken soup would significantly improve the indoor climate, then this room spray is the right one for you!
5. Dog Costume
There are certainly dog owners whose hearts melt at this sight. Nevertheless, we were surprised at how many Christmas costumes for four-legged friends are available on Amazon. And even if this is not unusual, we couldn’t help but wonder if you really should put a cape on your pet for Santa to ride on?
6. Poultry safety vest
We couldn’t believe our eyes when we saw this discovered for chickens and ducks. But somehow it also makes sense to use it to protect your poultry in open areas. The question arises as to whether the animals can be seen better not only by drivers but also by dangerous predators thanks to their neon-colored jacket?
7. Poop Techniques
It’s no secret that men in particular like to talk about their big business, and preferably with their peers. That also seems to be the reason why in this one different techniques are presented on how one (s) – please excuse the language – can best go shitting. Well then: good luck!
8. Boyfriend Pillow
With this product, you’re not quite sure whether to laugh or feel sorry – after all, it was developed for lonely singles who just want to be hugged. Or need someone to cuddle at night. And so that men and women can get the right arm, there is this one in different variants. Tastes are different.
9. Emergency Mustache
No idea what a predicament you would have to be in where only a mustache to stick on would be the saving grace? In any case, this suggests that there are people who should always carry such an emergency kit with them. After all, the artificial plastic hair looks deceptively real. Or not.
10. Yodeling gherkin
This product makes no sense and has no use. So what do you need one for? who can also yodel on top of that? According to the manufacturer, it should bring joy to those who already have everything – except for a singing cucumber. Just imagine the face of the person receiving the gift, who may call this rarity their own.
11. Mop suit for kids
It’s mean in a way, but also a bit funny: If the child has been crawling around on the floor all day anyway, it can also help with the housework – with this funny one in size 80 (eight to 12 months). After all, it is made of 100 percent cotton and can be cleaned in the washing machine for the next run after work is done.
12. Washing machine impressions
It has been scientifically proven that certain images or sounds have a calming effect on our body. Whether the rotating motors of a running washing machine are part of it remains questionable – the manufacturer of these is convinced of this and writes: “Relaxation and fun for your living room”. Well, maybe it’s worth a try?
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Source: Stern
Jane Stock is a technology author, who has written for 24 Hours World. She writes about the latest in technology news and trends, and is always on the lookout for new and innovative ways to improve his audience’s experience.
