This is what green Germany should look like – a look at the pictures

This is what green Germany should look like – a look at the pictures

Election advertising is a very special genre. You shouldn’t take them too seriously. Our author has nevertheless dealt with an advertising motif of the Greens because it reveals more about the party than they can imagine.

From Frank Schmiechen

It’s a beautiful world. A beautiful Germany. Without any exhaust fumes, without roads, cars, concrete and the Internet. The sun always shines in the green wonderland. The woods rustle. Everything is so green and lush. Industry is abolished or at least invisible. The sun shines clear and cheerful over the righteous nuclear family. Consists of dad, mommy and two children. Just as it was always good and right.

The father directs the fate of his family. Bearded. Casual. Quite muscular – but gentle. And wealthy, because his cargo bike is not cheap. OK. Cheaper than any SUV. In any case, father cargo bike is doing everything right. He enjoys the sun, the wind, the good air, his good family and in the background determines the pace and direction. He knows where to go. But without pressure. With a knowing, satisfied smile.

Ms. cargo bike must have played the cello at one point or another

Ms. cargo bike is blonde, wears glasses and protects her lovely children. That’s a nice job too. Not everyone is made for steering positions. Her name is determined to be Henriette, she used to play the cello and is on the way to becoming a climate-friendly short hairstyle. Mom’s cargo bike wears a hard-wearing sweater that is stuffed if there should be a hole in it. It will last for decades.

The two children wear helmets according to regulations. You never know who will get in your way on the dirt road. Testosterone-controlled cross-country racers should be everywhere. Protectively but confidently, Mutti cargo bike puts her arm around her children. No fear. With us everything is included. We have a real future plan for you.

Can we be sure that this meadow and these trees really get enough water? That a greedy Tesla factory lurks around the next bend in the road and devours our world? We can be absolutely sure. Family cargo bikes don’t need a Tesla. The local forests are enough of a stimulus for her. After all, our grandparents stayed at home too.

Comfortably furnished in their lack of ideas

Germany’s future is the past. It goes back from the cities to nature. With muscle power. Who needs such disgusting things as genetic research, smartphones, industrial plants or power plants? In any case, if you pedal hard yourself, you don’t need that. And it’s also healthy for body and mind.

This is what a happy German family looks like. She’s not coming from anywhere. She doesn’t have to go anywhere. Speechless and grateful, she receives the instructions from politics and has settled in comfortably in her lack of ideas, her unpretentiousness and self-satisfaction. Everything is in there. Everything will be fine. We see the best Germans you can imagine.

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