Sex position no. 1 is doggy style: This makes it even more fun!

Sex position no. 1 is doggy style: This makes it even more fun!

Congratulations to the winner. The doggy position (also: “from behind”) is now officially the most popular sex position in German beds. Personally, this position has often caused me pain. Until I found a sex hack. Now I have orgasms instead of pain.

A burning, a tugging, a pain. With every push. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Is my torso too short? Or his penis too long? Questions upon questions, which of course no one could really answer for me, until a tantra masseuse finally shed some light when she touched my numb cervix and said: “I guess it took too many hard hits.”

Source: Stern

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