Why Helene Fischer has to become Environment Minister (The Boomer Column)

Why Helene Fischer has to become Environment Minister (The Boomer Column)

The Corona issue pushes everything to the side. Even the formation of a government. That is why the boomer has drawn up a cabinet list that is tough. Our author believes that Germany would no longer be imaginable without this leadership.

From Frank Schmiechen

Why is nobody talking about the coming government anymore? Who will rule us? Apparently nobody cares. First all Christmas markets have to be canceled quickly.

The boomer has thought about it and put together a wish list for the next cabinet. Finally the right ministers: inside for all cases – and all Germans. We deserve it.

Chancellor: Thomas Gottschalk

25 million Germans watch this and follow his word. He’s also allowed to talk nonsense from time to time. Not bother anyone. Is considered to be successful entertainment.

Outside: Jogi Löw

He can go left, he can go right – nobody occupies the outside like him. Pressing, covering the space, switching game – you will listen to him globally.

Defense: Bibi Netanyahu

The former Israeli prime minister now has time. He is the world’s best defender of all time. Should bring his Iron Dome from Tel Aviv.

Inside: Laura Wontorra

She easily moderates any problem. No matter what needs to be moderated. Grass no longer grows where it limps. Germany needs more oversize jackets.

Agriculture: Sophia Thomalla

She’s not afraid to get really dirty from time to time. The German farmers now and then want good prospects.

Health: Attila Hildmann

With him, Corona is done immediately. Because the virus doesn’t even exist. And he should also be able to cook meatlessly quite well. Currently in Turkey.

Finance: Elon Musk

The man who makes billions on a tweet can magically increase our money. Because we’re going to need a lot of it in the near future.

Minister for the Digital: Wolfgang Group (Trigema)

He has to bring his chimpanzee with him and produce the Internet in Germany in the future. Network shirts to networks!

Environment, nature and nuclear safety: Helene Fischer

Really great feeling, intoxication! A nature minister needs that. It sings all the pests out of the undergrowth and has the longest half-life.

Source From: Stern

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