Julia Klöckner: President of the Bundestag in the basic mode of the Greinsen

There is the luck of the amateur, the amateur. He has no idea, but that gives him authority. His fresh, undisturbed and impartial look can be an opportunity. However, this requires an outsider position that can become a position of innocence.

The situation is different if someone has been in a company for over twenty years and then still dilked around happily. Julia Klöckner is such a case. She is always a somewhat exhausting smiling happy nature, somehow you can’t roam her. It radiates this naive lightness, in the environment of which the problems of the world are far away. As far away as from the Palatinate vines, in which you can set up comfortably in a basic mode of the grin grin.

Now this dancing sunshine is dressing the second most important office according to the Federal President. A decision that is understandable from the Union view. Under Merz ‘well -known motto “now a word about the women” he thought that the last word has not yet spoken and it would be completely at the time if there was one on this important post that explains what the man of the crime has come up with.

A Schelm, the evil suspects behind the fact that Julia Klöckner was treasurer of the Union. In her new function as President of the Bundestag, she would also be responsible for examining the extremely high CDU donations in the 2025 election year. This is as if the tax advisor would do the tax audit of the tax office. Is that meant by reducing bureaucracy?

Julia Klöckner has always grown the reality as it was right. In 2019 she managed to apply as an agricultural minister with a video at Nestlé, no, moment: for To promote Nestlé and praise their strategy in dealing with salt, fat and sugar. We remember: Nestlé is the group, which, like the then minister, relies on personal responsibility, on the personal responsibility of four -year -olds who know exactly when they have eaten enough Nutella. Julia Klöckner’s Ministry of Agriculture and the Germany boss of Nestlé. Worlds crashed into each other. On the one hand, a corrupt, opaque loading with tough lobbying at the expense of the poorest – and on the other side Nestlé.

Klöckner managed to turn her house into a branch in the agricultural industry. The fact that she has long been a lobbyist, but now as President of the Bundestag for a hunger wage that felt like the hunger is to call the AfD for order, is already a certificate of poverty. For Klöckner, not for Nestlé.

Since we are already at the AfD: First, Klöckner said that she wanted to introduce herself to the faction after the Greens’ protest. The suspicion was suspected that the former wine queen was a little shaky on her feet. Had Wolfgang Kubicki invited her too much on a glass? It is difficult to imagine that a woman who mainly lives from the fact that she is nice, sociable and happy to bring up the hardness and consequence of being able to keep a Bundestag in check with such a brachial AfD presence.

Her charming visit to Julian Reichelt’s right-wing platform Nius also shows that this is what you could call an understatement, which she knew again with her visit and a charm of the hugging ignorance.

The bad thing is: Julia Klöckner cannot even be accused of all of this. It looks rather tapsy, just as you can barben the last Dödel at the wine festival in Neustadt an der Weinstrasse, because it is the wine festival and you don’t want to spoil the mood.

She comes from a world and also a time when you did not take it so exactly with facts: in 2022 she released an obviously wrong tweet in which she claimed to be fled 690 million euros in dentist costs. The Union, dentists and refugees seems to be a strange obsession. She also did not bother that she was even refuted by a community note.

“Germany is back!” Friedrich Merz recently announced with a view to the defense of Germany. It would be nice to defend something in this Germany. Just what? In any case, Julia Klöckner is not.

Florian Schroeder, born in 1979, is a satirist, author and publicist. He studied German studies and philosophy in Freiburg. In the ARD he hosted the programs “late shift”, “the Florian Schroeder satireshow” and “Schroeder is allowed” until 2023. He published several books, for example “under insane. Why we need evil.” He is currently on tour with his “Restart” stage program. Since June 2024, Schroeder has “short and painful” on Stern.de.