Elon Musk publishes his own drug test – the situation in the morning

Love Readers, dear reader,

I know Elon Musk fascinates her. But: why? Because he is? Because Donald Trump not only lent him his ear, but also smuggled his heart? Because he could not bring humanity to Mars too far?

“Yes, exactly!” You may say now. Just that’s not all, isn’t it?

It is the extreme that captivates us. After all, Netlfix does not produce any assembly line document over murderers, but through serial killers. The phenomenon Elon Musk but not only satisfies our greed for superlatives. If he were the richest person in the world, but otherwise a stinky guy, he would not be half as interested. A genius without the component madness? Boring!

However, Musk was still missing the trinity of a tabloid: a real drug problem. As Then actually unveiled its alleged addiction problem (ketamine, mushrooms, ecstasy, almost a colorful, exhilarating bag) in the 2024 election campaign. His disciples threw himself in the digital ball of bullet in front of him, his opponents were looking for “We knew it!”. The report really lacked nothing. The perfect look through the golden key hole – with a premium view of the deep case.

Musk could simply have admitted everything, clean conscience or not. It was the opportunity for a restart, the right explanation for the Trump’s fever dream. Also: the Americans love purification. However, the shareholders are less.

It was not only clear that musk would defend himself. But desirable. After a few more embarrassing than fitting counterattacks against the evil media, Musk is now trying with subjective facts. On X he publishes the results of a alleged drug test. Amphetamines, cocaine, fentanyl, cannabis, alcohol – of course everything is negative. “Lol,” he writes. As if you wouldn’t see the joke.

Now ask: what is true now? I don’t know it. I honestly don’t care. I only know one thing: a addiction disease can be healed, not a bad character.

We remain high thematically.

The large marketing plus of cannabis compared to the state drug alcohol was always: smoking pot does not. What if I tell you: yes, do it.

So, that is not me, but people with professional competence. In a new study, French scientists blame chronic cannabis use for heart attacks and strokes – under certain conditions:

I am already looking forward to the next round of discussions about delegation. Then please prohibit the baller game directly, thank you.

Don’t worry, today just a tiny little bit of Trump.

As a news junkie, you probably noticed the G7 embankment (otherwise you will leaf through once

A summit conclusion: at some point everyone catches it. Anyone who works with Trump catches one at some point, it is just a matter of time. When it comes to the Federal Chancellor, my Berlin colleagues speculate in an entertaining way in the new “5-minute talk”. Please go along here:

Anyone who distributes against René Benko, the Austrian Elon Musk, defies gravity. You somehow step down and up at the same time.

The 48-year-old has been in custody for months, the anti-corruption authority is investigating, among other things, because of, well corruption. A deep fall for the once billion -dollar entrepreneur.

Because the creditors of his bankruptcy group Signa already feel enough paper (Austrian, what kind of great language!), Make Benko’s own money wherever you can.

So also his villa on Lake Garda. Although not the property itself, but its furnishings come under the hammer. So, really everything: from the golden door sign with Benko-engraving (10 € VB), through the guest book (50 € VB) signed by Tina Turner, Niki Lauda and Silvio Berlusconi, to the quirky designer toilet (240 € VB). A total of 1712 objects, somewhere between scrap and the Protz.

– insofar as it doesn’t feel too much of Fledderery. They still have time until July 14th. What happens to the rest afterwards? Perhaps the climmer ends up in Karstadt-Summer closing sales.

Also at the risk that I (maybe again?) Tow on their paws (maybe again?): A dog has a minimum size for me. For the sake of soul, I don’t say which. But for me everything falls into the carpet porsche category.

If I follow this of my definition, I stated that in three weeks Seoul I saw a maximum of three dogs. And just countless dog -like.

The good man in me assumes the best of the local owners, namely the focus on species -appropriate attitude. Korean apartments are small, an imposition for “real” dogs.

But that doesn’t explain everything.

More than once, I saw how a mistress maneuvered a perfectly trapped, lively teddy bear in a stroller through the Seoul pedestrian traffic. The hobby psychologist in me senses overcompensation.

What leads me to my final moral appeal: animals should not be accessories. But, I know, I know. Other countries, others in good shape.

I wish you a great day – Annyeonghi Gyeseyo!